Michael Vick find Jesus.

As everyone knows by now Michael Vick has pleaded guilty to charges relating to dog fighting. He has personally accepted responsibility and says that he is prepared to pay the consequences.

That is what he said in his apology and you can read it here.

I actually believed him until he brought up Jesus and God.

Said Vick "I’m upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that’s the right thing to do as of right now."

How convenient! And why is it only "the right thing to do as of right now?" Why was it not the right thing to do before?

Why is it that every time an athlete or prominent politician gets into trouble they all of a sudden find Jesus? I mean, how can that be? Is it that easy to just go out and find Jesus?

First of all, if I wanted to "find Jesus" where the hell would I look? I wouldn't even know where to start. The world seems to me to be quite a big place so just exactly where would I begin my search? I would probably go to Jerusalem. He used to hang out there so maybe he is there now. Or maybe the Vatican. They seem to always know where he is at. Yeah, I guess I would go there and ask the Pope if he knew where he was hanging out at.

Also, by definition if you are going to "find" something then it must first be lost. Michael Vick said that he "found Jesus" which implies that Jesus was lost.

Where was he lost at? Was he lost in the woods or was he lost on I-15 in California? I have gotten lost on I-15 before. I was in an unfamiliar place and missed my exit. Next thing I knew I was lost. But hey, that is me. I am not too smart and I am certainly not a religious icon. I would expect more from someone like Jesus.

In fact, I would think it to be impossible for him to get lost. If he is really the savior for all mankind and the son of God then I would think he could never get lost.

No! I think the ones who are lost are the ones who go for the bullshit about finding Jesus. Is it not very convenient to have Jesus there when ever you need him, but only use him when you REALLY need him? How long is society going to accept this from people who never, ever, mentioned his name before?

How long is society going to forgive its criminals just because they claim to have found Jesus?

All I know is I can't seem to find him. I can't get a phone call, a post card or even an email. What, am I difficult to find? Hardly! My address is in the phone book along with my phone number. My email address in on this website. So how is it that Jesus can't find me? What, is he not looking?

To all of my readers I will tell you what. If you can find Jesus, tell him to call me. I promise to write an article on how I found him, how my life will be transformed and how I will become a better person.

Until then don't believe that anyone has found Jesus. And if someone tells you that they did, ask them where the hell they found him at and how the hell did he get lost.